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      Robert Schimmel - If You Buy This CD, I Can Get This Car
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Artist...............: Robert Schimmel
Album................: If You Buy This CD, I Can Get This Car
Genre................: Comedy
Year.................: 1998
Codec................: Free Lossless Audio Codec (FLAC)
Version..............: reference libFLAC 1.2.1 20070917
Quality..............: Lossless, (avg. compression: 59 %)
Channels.............: Stereo / 44100 HZ / 16 Bit
Tags.................: VorbisComment
 
http://www.allmusic.com/album/if-you-buy-this-cd-i-can-get-this-car-mw0000043712
 
http://www.discogs.com/Robert-Schimmel-If-You-Buy-This-CD-I-Can-Get-This-Car/release/1907854

Warner - 9 46973-2

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                       Tracklisting
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   1. Robert Schimmel - The Gym                               [05:25]
   2. Robert Schimmel - Sea World/Santa At The Mall/Demi Moore[04:20]
   3. Robert Schimmel - Rental Car Insurance/Richie Valens' Plane/Airline Security/Dogs[07:08]
   4. Robert Schimmel - My Daughter                           [07:04]
   5. Robert Schimmel - Sperm Bank                            [04:16]
   6. Robert Schimmel - America Online                        [06:08]
   7. Robert Schimmel - Porno Awards/Hollywood Bullshit       [04:13]
   8. Robert Schimmel - Sex And Your Heart Attack!            [15:03]
   9. Robert Schimmel - Prison Love/I Wanna Fuck You/Jack Shack[04:04]
  10. Robert Schimmel - If You Buy This CD, I Can Get This Car (Censored)[02:26]
  11. Robert Schimmel - If You Buy This CD, I Can Get This Car (Uncensored)[02:23]
  12. Robert Schimmel - I'm So Good In Bed                    [03:18]

Playing Time.........: 01:05:52
Total Size...........: 385.93 MB

Review by Michael Gallucci
Without his penis, comedian Robert Schimmel wouldn't know what to do with himself. Without his penis, Schimmel would have very little to say. Without his penis, Schimmel wouldn't have an act. Schimmel spends such a great part of his second album, If You Buy This CD I Can Get This Car, talking about his, and other guys', penises that it seems somewhat criminal that the member isn't mentioned somewhere in the title. Whether he's downloading porn (which inevitably leads to a giant picture of a penis sent to him via e-mail), going to the spa (which inevitably leads to wandering eyes checking out other units), or watching a movie (which inevitably leads to Demi Moore proposing oral sex), Schimmel can't help but bring the subject back to genitals. There are a couple of sobering pieces (regarding Schimmel's inability to get television work and his heart attack) that break from the norm on this occasionally funny, but ultimately one-trick (or would that be one-dick?), album.